50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

[KF5ZXT]

Every Texan knows that the U.S. looks like this...


The article is long as hell, so I'm not going to post the whole thing. Just click the link.

[BigTim55]

If you're not from Texas then fuck you lol

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[KF5ZXT]

I'm not from Texas, but I do my best.

[BigTim55]

I guess as long as you try it's ok. Not everyone is blessed as a native Texan like I am.

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[KF5ZXT]

I'm waiting to see your Texas tattoo.

[BigTim55]

[KF5ZXT]

I think you do...

[KF5ZXT]

[BigTim55]

maybe one day lol

[BigTim55]

so looking at that link and it says texans for obama... you have somethin to tell us Randall?

[KF5ZXT]

Have no fear, Texas is a red state. They were just trying to include Beyonce. lol

[BigTim55]

i like how they included houston rap!

[TxPlates]

I also am not from Texas but have been here over 20 years so I accepted myself as a Texan


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[BigTim55]

[KF5ZXT]

Why do you think we moved?

[BigTim55]

[KF5ZXT]

Here's the difference:

You got lucky;
We came here by choice.

[BigTim55]

True

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[TxPlates]

You should thank your parents. When Maria and I were about to move back to Fl for a job of mine we find out she was pregnant with Seth. So we decided she'd stay in Texas so he was born here. So I'm positive that makes me as close to a Texan as you can be :p


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