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50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby KF5ZXT » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:32 am



Every Texan knows that the U.S. looks like this...
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The article is long as hell, so I'm not going to post the whole thing. Just click the link.
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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby BigTim55 » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:18 am

If you're not from Texas then fuck you lol

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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby KF5ZXT » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:26 am

I'm not from Texas, but I do my best. :cry

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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby BigTim55 » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:29 am

I guess as long as you try it's ok. Not everyone is blessed as a native Texan like I am.

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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby KF5ZXT » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:33 am

I'm waiting to see your Texas tattoo.
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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby BigTim55 » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:36 am

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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby KF5ZXT » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:00 pm

I think you do...
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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby BigTim55 » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:35 pm

maybe one day lol
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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby BigTim55 » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:39 pm

so looking at that link and it says texans for obama... you have somethin to tell us Randall?
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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby KF5ZXT » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:47 pm

Have no fear, Texas is a red state. They were just trying to include Beyonce. lol
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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby BigTim55 » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:53 pm

i like how they included houston rap!
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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby TxPlates » Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:37 pm

I also am not from Texas but have been here over 20 years so I accepted myself as a Texan :)


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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby BigTim55 » Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:43 pm

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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby KF5ZXT » Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:45 pm

:ban

Why do you think we moved?
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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby BigTim55 » Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:48 pm

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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby KF5ZXT » Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:50 pm

Here's the difference:

You got lucky;
We came here by choice.
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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby BigTim55 » Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:53 pm

True

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Re: 50 Sure Signs That Texas Is Actually Utopia

Postby TxPlates » Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:36 pm

You should thank your parents. When Maria and I were about to move back to Fl for a job of mine we find out she was pregnant with Seth. So we decided she'd stay in Texas so he was born here. So I'm positive that makes me as close to a Texan as you can be :p


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