Quote of the day

[TxPlates]

Well this might be a fun thread, something someone has said to you that you liked, thought was funny, interesting or just had meaning..


So today's for me, kids and I came home from Seth's baseball practice and said they wanted to watch videos of the Sport Trac before bed. They've seen the youtube videos John made of us offroading together and that's what they wanted to see. So we're watching the videos and..

"I wish uncle John was alive so he could take us on spring break to ride in his Sport Trac"
- Seth Parker

[BigTim55]

If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to fill the gas tank on a piss ants motorcycle.
-David Wilson

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[KF5ZXT]

"We'll get started on your truck next week."

[TxPlates]

Randall, I notice there is no notation on who said that quote... lol

[KF5ZXT]

Lmao

[Kris Guilbeaux]

"I'm pretty sure this will work"
Kris Guilbeaux

[TxPlates]

No I said I want nothing, not muffins.
- Seth

My reply - I don't care eat them. Welcome to parenting.


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[KF5ZXT]

"Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do." - John 8:44

"Behold, we are surrounded by demons, yea, we are encircled about by the angels of he who hath sought to destroy our souls." - Helaman 13:37

"and devils also came out of many, crying out..." - Luke 4:41

"But were mingled among the heathen, and learned their works. Yea, they sacrificed their sons and their daughters unto devils." - Psalms 106:35

"On the sixth day God created man, in his own image and likeness. On the seventh day, while God rested, man created the Devil, in his own image and likeness." - Rond 1:17

"Let us do evil that good may result." - Roman 3:8

[TxPlates]

I was kind of meaning quotes that stood out to you that you yourself said or heard through out the day.

[KF5ZXT]

I heard all of those throughout the day. One I even wrote myself.

[TxPlates]

I'm calling your bluff, you said you dont' talk to people during the day!

[KF5ZXT]

I read though. And then I hear the voices in my head.

[TxPlates]

Ugh.


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[BigTim55]

"Don't you fuckin look at me like that"
-me talking to my dog
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[KF5ZXT]

"Pick out some seats, bitch!" Me to Justin Klare.

[BigTim55]

"why you crying"
Me to Parker

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[TxPlates]

When was that?

"21lbs of boobs"
- friend of Maria's


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[KF5ZXT]

"Did you steal my baseball?" Tim to me.

[Kris Guilbeaux]

"Excuse me do you sell countertops here?"

Retarded customer

[KF5ZXT]

"This song reminds me of Parker" - Tim Wilson

[TxPlates]

That just hurt my ears.

[KF5ZXT]

Wow, I didn't realize your pencil dificulties had spread to your ears.

[TxPlates]

Eeeek.

[BigTim55]

booom goes the dynamite!!!!

[nice59fordf100]

"The lazy man works the hardest"
said Me to a tech once a day