I am just going to Hell for living in sin. 
She always asks me when she sees me if I am married yet, likes it is any of her business.
Anyhoo, I show up in this evil looking black car that can be obnoxiously loud, especially around a bunch of soccer moms, to drop "Hot Rod" off at school. Jeff and I had this totally evil idea, at Halloween, to put 666 on the windows with red shoe polish, dress up in our Halloween costumes (they have parents open your car doors when you drop your kids off) and then remind "Hot Rod" that to be ready for that night because it was time for the sacrificial slaying....
We didn't get to do it because his dad had him.
