A woman was helping her husband set up his
computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him
that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to
log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's
attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out
loud as he typed ... P... E... N... I... S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***